skolita:

OH MY GOD THE FRENCH CUFFS AND THE COLLAR STAYS

This may be the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I had the idea for a reverse-strip club not two weeks ago! 

Sexiest thing I have seen all night. Sugar, when you start wearing suits all the time for work I am going to sit there mesmerized every time you get dressed.

quantumsatis:

In case it wasn’t clear already.

skolita:

pandorius:

Soooo…. I think I’m in love now… 

ALMOST as hot as Stephen Colbert holding random bald eagles. Or maybe even as hot. I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE ALL THIS HOTNESS IS HURTING MY BRAIN.

Just when I thought he couldn’t get any hotter. Unf…

kelleighrae:

Ah, best stocking’s ever.

I want these so bad. They are gorgeous.

thenewmsmarvel:

tabithakb:

n-kita:

Apparently he’s imitating Tony, Hulk, Cap, Loki, Hawkeye, and Nick Fury.

#i like your loki face #and your cap face is too cute

jhweuigrfsaduqeiwakjsg <3 <3

Oh - dear. I melt.

carouseleyes:

jon snow you slay me. 

Agreed.

emilarius:

#better than whoever you wanted to play Katniss

Is that Summer Glau? Holy Hotness.

melodiegore:

wehadfacesthen:

Marlon Brando, 1950s

Unf

I second that!

Dexter 

vonka:

Was amazing. Watching Dexter is a sexual experience for me. The season 6 finale gave us a cliffhanger. I cannot wait until next season.

I would fuck the living daylights out of him.

I agree with the second & the last statements. Unnf.

One of the sexiest men I have ever seen - Rick Genest.

chrismannix:

Please, take a moment and read this, it’s me venting, yes, but it is something worth thinking about.

So, as a guy who has always loved that “girl next door” look, you know, natural, jeans, t-shirt, no makeup, of course I’m all behind the “love your body” movement that the girls have. You’ve got curves!? I DON’T MIND AT ALL!!! Hahaha, there’s tons of blogs on tumblr alone dedicated to ladies who have a couple extra pounds than the socially acceptable (media-friendly) appearance, and I am MORE than perfectly okay with that. They’re beautiful.

On the other hand…..growing up, and into my adult life, I’ve always struggled with my weight. Even when I was 19 and I was 145lbs (mind you I’m about 5’11”-6’ tall), I still had a little gut. It never, ever goes away. In the past few years, I’ve lost over 50 lbs. Recently, I’ve not been able to afford to eat so well, and when my insomnia and depression (they’re hand in hand mostly) kick in, I eat more, so I’ve gained a couple pounds back. I’m freaking out b/c I’ve always been very insecure about my body to begin with.

Here’s the point: There really is a double standard, especially recently, with weight between men and women. I mean, essentially, guys are only allowed to have some extra baggage when they’re geeks or comedians. Either way, they’re never or RARELY seen as attractive. Women don’t have to worry about that. There’s so much support and groups out there for females to just love their bodies as they are and (little secret ladies) men have ALWAYS been in support of that. Women of all shapes and sizes are beautiful (I mean, unless your plain ugly, there’s no fixin’ ugly, haha boy or girl, that door swings both ways, I’m just being honest). If you knew me better, you’d know how sincerely I believe that. I’ve been with women who were taller, shorter, heavier, half my weight, whatever…I just love a pretty face, confidence and a brain with a great sense of humor, no lie, it’ll win me over every time.

I’m getting off-track again…what I’m saying is, where’s the support for guys who can’t or don’t make it to the gym 4 days a week? Or maybe can’t afford all this organic food and have to eat shit with hfcs? Or the guys who, no matter how hard they try (I’m an active mutherfukker), just cannot achieve that great body that they see posted everywhere, in ads, on blogs, on buses and highway signs?

And it’s funny b/c if you watch a lot of movies and tv from the 70’s, that WAS the image of a “manly man”. Realistic men. You didn’t see many ripped and cut guys. But that was for just a brief moment and it never returned.

I posted this picture of myself. I know, I’m not “fat” by any means, but I’m just pretty plain. You can see the subtle hint of the muscle I have under my protective outer layer, hahaha. Regardless, I don’t think any woman would look at me or that picture and think “hot” or “damn” and reblog it like they do any of these skinny kids or muscly men. Whereas you see pics of voluptuous or just curvy girls circulating EVERYWHERE.

Anyway, I hope you’ve read what I had to say, maybe you agree, maybe I’ll just get a “there, there chubby….now go do the truffle shuffle”….meh.

There is nothing wrong with guys who have bodies like Chris. Seriously, this is super sexy (right down to the scowl ~.O). Plus, muscular guys leave me with no options of places to bite (especially if I can’t leave visible marks).

thingsthatexciteme:

Scarlett Johansson